Baconsalt rhymes

[clownzee]

Baconsalt Baconsalt, how I love thee,
U sure kick the hell outta message
It doesn't matter you don't come for free,
soon everyone in the country will see.

That they will be able, for a small fee,
be able to writhe in ecstacy,
from the tongue down to the knees,
oh Baconsalt, you start with B.