Daddy, how was I born?

[Norseman]

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
 
Then I set up a date via -mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
 
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:


'You got male! "